Friday, February 15, 2008

Lindsay Dauwn Mckenzie

CNN, June 1, 2048

Today June 1, 2048, marks the 40th anniversary of the introduction of Bagherozzo between Olympic events, and on that occasion to present to you regular readers of "The school-of-the- Art-of-LeggenBlog " a brief history of this discipline, which today is the second most popular sport in the world, with more than 12 million participants at a professional level in Europe alone.

The invention of this discipline is given by different sources on a softball team in the early years of the century, he delighted in an alternative heating (and definitely out of the norm), while the coach retreated near the basketball hoop to reflect on exercises of the evening by making free throws very stylish ... The name of the game shows an almost pejorative, as handful , lettamaio , bort and so on ... The Anglo-Saxon translation, in the early years of broadcasting, was not inferior: they remember the versions Little Bager, Small fucking Bagher , Ugly Bager, Bageroth and Dummy prayer, still in vogue, and resembling the posture of the athlete, always with his hands clasped.

The rules of the game play recall that activity that was once known as King : a team in a field (the field of King) and a team in the challenger. If the exchange is won by the King, his score is increased by 1 unit, while the challengers if they have the best move in the opposite and become the King. In each team can Bagherozzo make a single touch, and precisely one Bagher. The field is the standard for volleyball, but as we shall see may be some variations depending on geographic location and the influences received from indigenous athletes.

As stated a few lines above (and do not make me repeat things more than once, that cow nasty bitch Majali, otherwise risk losing your temper!) The Bagherozzo was invented about 40 years ago, but it must be said that a difficult time because the problem seems to really compromised, because of the discouragement of the first participants, who could not obtain satisfactory results. The reason was the presence in official tournaments of a couple from the beginning of the sport proved almost unbeatable: we're talking about the famous couple Garbo- Massarenti, not by chance that won the first Olympic Games of 9 Bagherozzo and Italian championships, European and World Championships from 2007 to .... today. If you have not left a Almanac Bagherozzo there is a reason:

2008-2009: 2009-2010
Massarenti Garbo: Garbo Massarenti
2010-2011: 2011-2012
Massarenti Garbo: Garbo Massarenti
2012-2013: 2013-2014
Massarenti Garbo: Garbo Massarenti
2014-2015: 2015-2016
Massarenti Garbo: Garbo Massarenti
2016-2017: 2017-2018
Massarenti Garbo: Garbo Massarenti
2018-2019: Garbo Massarenti
...
...
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...
...
2046-2047: 2047-2048
Massarenti Garbo: Garbo Massarenti

Because of this dominance However, some athletes decided to emigrate to know this wonderful discipline in the rest of the world. This led to different styles and philosophies related to Bagherozzo, but that "Made in Italy is still the most followed. Here we mention some of the characters who have exported the Dummy Prayer:

Castaldein Sergio, a former executive of a trading company, moved to France and founded the school Bagherozzo the world's finest, and the current thinking of Trash Bager. Sergio is retired from racing in 2021, after its hopelessly compromised any partner with unorthodox celebrations following points are absolutely safe.

Pippau Bamba is both an objective the conquest of Cuba , and after years of perfecting his BagheRueda became a national sport, and came to the fore in the world for some refinements in the choreography of the athletes, is the tradition to start each match with the salutation Guapo, and accompanying every stroke the ball with the line " Ahììì " (the companion team should respond " Love" in accordance with the Cuban Classical School).

Sorte less fortunate (in terms of athletic) fell to Mone, who went to Ireland with the intent to educate the Bagherozzo indigenous peoples, but ended up opening a chain of pubs and put up by a belly Guinness Book of Records, Guinness even simply .....

Steven Mynots decided to colonize the Greece (but daaaaaiii !!!), but never managed to pick up more followers, because in the meantime continued to work in a computer store in Ferrara, then closed at 19.30, took the point and went to Greece to do training, but arriving at 4 am were a few who are seriously dedicated to Bagherozzo, alas!


Finally back on Italian soil, to discover the origins of the spread of Bagherozzo Peninsula. After years of victories on the pitch (using only 35% of his competitive spirit), torque-Massarenti Garbo devoted himself to social .... That began to do public relations on the beach, the Kursaal and after buying all the bathrooms of Lido di Spina (Playa del Geco it became Playa Geky). All this under the pretext of founding the Beach Bagheroz that against all odds depopulated between swimmers and vacationers on the Riviera, and became a cult for youth of the '30s and '40s, largely thanks to its greatest exponent, Nicolas Benonji , said he had a technique of his own to explain the position Bagher of the young athletes, gained through years and years of practice and marked by the inevitable hat + glasses.

Tomorrow night at 20:30 we will play the opening match of these Olympics, and just minutes from the ANSA has announced that due to a serious whitlow left foot, this year Roberto Attilio Leone withdrew its membership, threatened for months after the reigning champions with meaningless phrases praising a ghostly arithmetic properties and popular sayings south. It seems that for the umpteenth year, the phrase "when ggggiocherò LeggggenDD I stop laughing! "will be smoke and mirrors, and we can only hope the next event!


Greetings to all, Enjoy your
Bagherozzo!


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