It 's time for a new installment in the legendary book I'm writing Dear . Today, the loyal reader speaks on LeggenBlog Podetti Silvia (read PS in the title, who are sympathetic ...), who rightly want to take advantage of this space for readers to share with the entire mooooondo caviglifera his experience. Good reading.
TI CARO legend writes ... NOT ONLY GOING TO MC DONALD'S!
will be the chair of the Young dribbler "(which is now mine), will be spring ... will be the memory of our beautiful and intimate Valentine's Day - the sambuca at the coffee sucks and my pc is still being formatted ... but as you know this is a solvable detail with my faithful Office package ... eheheh ... blissful ignorance! - However, as often happens these days and more ... after yet another break with the straw Anna Baradel come to browse the Leggenblog looking for some pill or of wisdom up last minute to give meaning to my days. Already, the student life is sad and hopeless ... and alas, call it professional deformation, or my membership and the "Young setter" in the same satanic cult of industrial economists, but the dynamics that until recently believed they belonged exclusively to him are gradually creeping in me ... dynamics that feed on MSN, Facebook, Skype and LeggenBlog (precisely) the cost for the Italian bimonthly late payment of 1621.46 Euro.
Small premise aside, I am close to you as legendary, having been informed of your recent troubles, but most of the opportunity given to your readers to express themselves freely, I would submit to your attention something that really happened to the signed when she still delights in the world that's in the volleyball Voghiera (Note to footer: The use of time "imperfect" is relative to the current situation, the desired inactivity sports writer who, for three weeks officially a "free player").
In any case, the quick, painless and quick for your ankle to find the palace of Voghiera.
It is not known for more than a couple of years ago, still under the watchful guidance of coach now neopapà Savoy, when the Edilmeg Carife Voghiera had shown ambition of promotion to B1, the week before the highly anticipated derby against STEM- Rovigo, the former number 18 on duty (IO) had the brilliant idea - accomplice some difficulty with coordination - to close a wall on the foot of a self-inflicted Bernard sprained left ankle. As usual on when no one has paid much attention to the seriousness dell'icidente - made statements and of little importance as a thousand other times in the specific case of the writer due to the cliché that "I suffer so discreet, unreliable" (only because he scream like a pussy hysterical). This time, however, the damage was serious and seemed to compromise the derby, except that on Monday the commendable (irony) Bariani president came to the gym declaiming: "Have I the solution to the ankle of the Pode, she will play Saturday against Rovigo! ". Incredulos a whole team for the firmness of that assertion, "Pode solution" came after a few minutes the door was a nice and jovial man in his seventies, the true grandfather of the family, better known in antiquity as: TEST. "But ... po'attempato as a doctor I think ...". The guru comes up to me and with a nod of the head I decided to follow him deep in the closet of the referees ... What happened in there we do not know. The only thing that matters is that I am I played that Saturday, bandaged, drugged anti inflammatory, but with the ankle deflated.
Time: malignant rumors of a corridor continue to think that I had not a fucking rumor denied by all the media function in the diagnosis and medical ultrasound; voices even nastier suggested moving forward that the number 18 (I always) has bestowed sexual favors on that occasion the elderly grandfather who, according to the usual well-informed, in a necrophiliac would embrace almost sprayed his seed the ankle of the young saying that he had healing effects. In spite of the rumors, who was at that moment, I say, ensures that things were different, but equally incredible. Not with his seed, but the little man with his fingers touched the ankle of the Pode, before a stroke, then a sign of the cross and a prayer e. .. MIRACLE! The next day, believe it or not, my ankle was fine. Dear legend, now you know that certain things do not happen only by Mc Donald. S. RESPONSE OF THE DRAWING
Dear reader, first thanks for participating! The technique we have described is known to the people as the "mark a limb" , you can do on the ankles, hands, shoulders, balls, etc ... and is also practiced by LeggenNonna .... In recent times, however, I have not been possible to undergo such therapy, because, alas, I found that the presence of religious symbols in the vicinity of my person to the skin causes severe irritation and allergic reactions. However, I am convinced that a sketch .... er, I mean an intervention by the wise old man of Voghiera on my ankle would have greatly accelerated the recovery! Another which speeds up the recovery, in this case, your PC, not the ankle, it would be that if you take (with great difficulty, given the packed agenda) meeting with the engineer. Legend to format the computer, the CD brings to Windows, not Office, fuck .... However, it is the same mistake that he made some time ago your predecessor Daniele Paci (PD), so everything comes back!
Although some, like Casta , will surely have had an erection after reading the post title, maybe thinking of a cubist German (or a Germanic cuba na ... sorry, this was really bad!), I have not made any stripper, as Teker (likely probably not even write that, but I do not remember how to extend the acronym) is a type of therapy that uses the principle of microwaves to stimulate the ligaments in my ankle back on their feet, and then be able to reach my greatest ambition now: go from bed to toilet without crutches ! They are so lazy that do not have to make the effort I have adopted the method Tafazzi (see figure), which as you want to say, is not so easy in the morning when you wake up wet! However
know very well that I do not like be verbose, so let's get back to Teker. Here is a photographic record of the labors that I undergo every day to go back to the BP2 in a reasonable time, ie the time that will allow me to do a breakdown for sending in the championship cow! I feel obliged to point out that the continuation of the article is c OUNCIL only for adult audiences, as my feet will see several times in the foreground, and is not a pretty sight! You start the morning with a nice foot bath seasoned ultrasound. Of course, since not all of one foot, but the LeggenPiede , ultrasound turn into a pleasant and soothing melody, which some of you may recognize in the following video:
We then move on to the laser apuntale , named for the shape Punta .... I think ...
L ' electrical stimulation of the peroneal I was advised by friends physiotherapists to enhance the capture to catch up more quickly receptions Mone :
The morning session will concludes with the famous Teker , that floods my body and my mind bubbles, if I were A draft Brioblù! This machine does a lot of money, but just so many, yet the rumor that Nicola N. Benonji have one at home, and that before any official challenge or not (at the end AS OFFICIAL ?!?!?) challenge is not whether you wear it for a few minutes on his testicles. The benefits are questionable, but the pain induced and the turning of balls produced do indeed become more wicked and fierce!
Lunch break, break straw nap break and resumes with the afternoon session, where I is the repeated ' stimulator (which also instinct of imitation, I lay on the bales, but without drawing pleasure)
again legendary sounds a bain-marie laser and then draining to deflate the fucking sore ankle
boats and all, online study for the record of the Easter break (but open the Kursaal 'I'm around? Both c'èvvvvvento ....)
Which brings us to our second appointment with the book already seguitissima "Dear legend I write ..." . It 's the turn of Philip Ferrante, who want to share with us the
Chronicle of a defeat announced ...
Hello everyone, my speech I make my debut on the blog of legend as a correspondent. On these clothes will tell you the facts as they occurred.
To do this you will need to have a little 'patience ...
all began one summer ... No, no kidding, I will tell the last game and the facts which are directly connected.
start with the facts ... start and the end: it could have been worse!
Yes my friends because in life we \u200b\u200bmust be positive, look at the glass half full, on balance a 3 to 0 when viewed from the perspective may be a result not so negative.
honestly do not think I can be much worse, however, to make moral and team blindly agree with this view and that is why I am not afraid of the fact that without a setter role we face in the last four games the second, third and fourth once.
But back to the game. Deserved the 3-0 on the field from the fourth in the standings Cavezzo R. & G. Bulgarelli, one of those close-knit formations experienced the Championship with individuality great that they put in difficulties from the first point, a joke about sword, the last one, an attack in the middle of the granite wall ferrante-Benin, so far with 100% effectiveness. Fought a lot but especially painful, especially for the implications that this defeat will have on the continuation of the championship.
We had a little 'stock points and negative despite the many vicissitudes that have happened, we are trying solutions alzatore solutions to overcome the problem with the sacrifice of some comrades who commendably will be awarded a medal sport at the end of the value season, whatever the outcome of the championship for their dedication. In addition we believe.
Yes you have understood very well
supporters and opponents believe it. Some of us are recovering form, thanks to the spring and the exercise jacky no longer sore shoulder, Memeo has no more tears in the shoulder joint (too), a caste has unlocked the shoulder that forced him to do together for 20 years of preventing the career at the highest levels, as a mat that the harlem globe trotter, now a professional on several fronts, is training around Italy that the contamination of the techniques learned now from this now from there, beno almost fully recovered from injury also has the opportunity to do some 'background to run those balls that witness, the only serious physical burden, the propina every receipt to keep it trained.
a player and a fan of this shirt so much contention in volleyball Ferrara, I say one thing: that we will meet you tremble in upcoming games, here we come!! We load, we have the correct tension and in the end I'm sure sfangheremo against everything and everyone, because there is no result if not the first place.
It do not matter if before the game our coach says, "We are without alzatore," is all about technique confonderc ..... confusing.
Gospel according to Garbo. Letter to the legendary volleyball
INTRODUCTION
It all began on the evening of Monday, March 3, Sept. 4 when during the friendly against Migliarino ( leaders of the other group D series) at 22:57 and 15-6 for them, I turn to the coach and say, 'Magi .. bona there .. 15-6 so we finish this .. ' and he annoyed because we are a team full of limitations and that no commitment .. (And I also add that unfortunately we are not able to stand for a coach who constantly screams September 4 you in my ears after every damn ball a few suggestions like, 'Moooooneeeee! To call the offside you have to raise my arm! .. or .. 'Cazzooo ... I told you a thousand times to play and then closed again on the break fast!' Or again: 'Darriiiooo! I told you a thousand times to make it run faster that ball! Stop with the long balls to Mingozzi !!'..).. decide to get up to 25, almost to inflict a punishment ...
What happened after more or less already know ... At the sixteenth point Legendary has sprained his ankle coming down from the wall ... that is our ONLY setter has a sprained ankle ... or I can not say exactly how many I took shit about Madonna ... and I can not even explain how I stay calm, get close to the coach (without going quickly with a right hook to the face ...) and say, 'I told you it was better to stop at 15 ... but you never listen ... ' all seasoned with a course worthy of the best bestemmione Vecchiattini.
DYNAMICS OF POSTING
Like all Friday night we play away we decide the time of meeting, which is set by the ruling last Friday Biagini, according to the coach, at 18:50 at the usual provider of Bologna via ... Then, like any business, we find that ends in three poor losers and do not know who else has come since the mid team works in Bologna and Modena, and often go directly to the playground ... but, as there has been repeated many times, "the important thing is that we think players to play, the rest will take care of the company" ... fact, arrive 19:30 and arrive entries because of a delay Biagini has to pick up a shirt and Riki Memeo playing more with our free because you never know ... At this point the question arises ... you never know what ?!?!.. yes, the Magic could deploy by Stefano Brunelli setter ..... Tanana ... after this news I only say that the meeting was with Tosi and Benin, the two players who were coached to play on Wednesday setters ... reactions to this good news has been nothing short of spectacular, in a nanosecond Benitez has had a bump scary, the central vein in his forehead has become almost as big ........ no not like that of the Bino, but was much enlarged, has become burgundy-purple and almost certainly the only thing that saved him by an illness has been a powerful fart lasted about 20 seconds a whistle that has been the safety valve, virtually as it happens for pressure cookers ... Tosi instead had a more subdued reaction ... has been plastered with a look into the void and gave two or three nonsense like ".. FichimoriCampari TramìniHavana club." I always very diplomatic, I kicked the usual 6-7 Lady ... Oh well ...
DEPARTURE
19:45 pm we finally all, note that for about half an hour Beno tried to convince the Maggico Biagini but not to wait to get another car and began to leave as be Tardini, but our coach who, needless to say, always has everything under control has repeated at least four times: "... but boy, do not worry ... we still do not understand ... this time ... not your anxiety no rush ... so bad that we should start the game with half an hour late, the regulation permits ... " ... And here I prefer not to comment because I am a player and "I think just playing, everything else to the company ...".
19:50 pm. We are finally at the exit Ferrara Sud, and exactly at 20:05 immediately after the release of Altedo (already renamed output PalaGiovannini ..) Biagio feel a "slight" suspicious noise ... (We obviously minimally realized we were not there, we thought there was only a stretch of dirt road with potholes and bumps on the Ferrara-Bologna ..) and tells us that perhaps we have laundry ... I only remember that time he had crossed the look with killer Benini and immediately after it had started to look everywhere if there were hidden cameras because it was now clear that we were victims of a candid camera ... Unfortunately I have not found anything ...
PIT STOP
autogrill arrive at 20:15 with the right front tire that almost goes up in flames (this is not bullshit but it's true!), And after checking all you choose to proceed with the replacement operation that normally takes about 15 minutes, but for some off-road vehicles such as 25-30 minutes sometimes ... of course we were on a jeep ... (Note that the start of the match was set for 21:15 in Modena at Pala Anderlini) ... To make it short after 20 minutes, we realize that the crick provided is not able to lift the car enough and you can not replace the rubber and, therefore, that we are in utter shit ... below we list the reactions of those present:
-Biagio: .. our manager took the phone and called the insurance to be be picked up by a tow truck, cursing the Japs Korean ..
-Riki: .. He started to observe in silence .. Benini and if I did not understand his look was more than admiration or sympathy ... mah ...
-Geky: .. I coldly assessed the situation and I decided to make me a Ceres and a straw ... a true sports ...
-BENIN: Beno .. guess what ......'..... challenge is obviously entered into with the tire and continued to mount groped turning phrases and threatening glances intimidating for another 10 minutes and, knowing him, yet rather than take 5 minutes and lost the jeep lifted him instead of crick ...
SALVATION
Hours 20: 48 comes the call of salvation ... our great Mister warns us that has delayed the start of the match and a short taxi arrives to take us and lead us in Modena ... I make a hit of accounts timetable and inform Benitez that I will sit alongside the taxi driver because if I see that it does not push the accelerator stunned and I put myself behind the wheel ... I do not even have time to finish the sentence that we see a fighter who lands autogrill blue Mercedes ... guys are not exaggerating, at least has come to 120 per hour and, in truth, with the wet track that rose from the water passing through puddles looked like a boat than a car ... at that time the only thing super magic that brought me back to harsh reality were the words of Benitez Killer ... carry the text because you deserve: "no .. Nonono .. nooo .. no nonononono .. I do not go up mica ... that's crazy ... "and to calm me:" If we get quiet killer, we come to the kick-off .. "
Here is a video footage of 'driver early in his career .. .
TRAVEL
As for the journey there is not much to say but a clarification that it was not a taxi, but renting a car with driver, car type blue ... and just out from the rest, came to 160 km / h, while exceeding the above speed and an endless line of trucks has seen fit to release the steering wheel with both hands and drive the leg, groped to activate the navigation system, eh fuck it, could not find the hole to insert the plug ... Meanwhile, from behind my seat, occupied by Killer Benini, I heard a strange whispering that only later I understood to be the recitation of the 'Our Father' ... Fortunately, however, then newly arrived in the stretch to four lanes to drive the type was placed in 200 km / h fixed after 22 minutes we arrived at the indoor stadium (... no sooner did a scenic ride around the neighborhood ...) in almost perfect time ... because of the monotony of the journey I was slightly drowsy, but fortunately when I got out I looked at him and Benni I spent a bestial fear because for a moment I thought I saw was white as a ghost, so I start again and I found the right concentration to deal with the match ... we said goodbye to Mr. Wolf releasing the modest sum of € 150 ... Cock sti ...
MATCH
... beautiful ... a really good game ... Riki and I Beno we sadly accommodated on the bench on the score of 11-5 for us ... seemed like a dream ... Tosi who painted risers in front and behind the center ... Mone who received virtually all the balls in the diagram (and most amazing thing is not rolling on the field as is usually ..), Bamba who made a run at the pace of Cuban salsa (.. and since there is nothing new, the amazing thing is that actually beat the first step on one and not the five ...) Comin jumping so much that he seemed to have three legs (looked ?!?!.. mmmh ...). In short it was a show ... so much so that at the end of the only three to go was Benini, which replaced an Tosi a bit 'tired (after all a set and a half in a row not played since June 2007 ...), Green Volleyball I Memeo and instead we were blissfully enjoying a bench in what was a truly legendary victory ... good guys ...
EPILOGUE
Since last Friday, things went too well, and given that "no attack on Benitez can not be won" (that is, without detracting from the Killer, without him we still won type 9 straight games September 5 ...), losing everything our coach has decided that when Beno was the first in line, raise the central reconstruction (for those who just do not know them have been called as follows: Bamba also called "double", Memeo the century "accompanied" Caste known as "triple or quadruple" Minotti, and last but not least, thanks to his mastery in the art of dribbling, call him "Edward Scissorhands "...). This of course always to make things easier ... certainly ... I close here, to remind my teammates that the important things to keep clear in our minds are only two:
guys, please, do not send everything into a cow!
you must think only of playing, the rest will take care of the company ...
This opens a new column dedicated to the activities of the readers of LeggenBlog. An area in which they are published post entirely written by anyone who wishes to make known his views on the topics covered by this site, or any crap you pass through the mind. Game under the topic will be the most popular volleyball, but I guarantee the quality of the texts quoted, very well to entertain even non-professionals, as always ... It starts with an open letter to James Garbo, which these days is being revised (the letter, not Geky). Soon everyone will know the background to the trip last Friday to Modena Green2002.
Is there really a fucking laugh .... I tell you, funny guy, you opened the LeggenBlog sure to find a new funny story and be dragged from the usual irresistible inevitable hilarity that takes possession of your body whenever you find a new post! Instead, I warn you, caaaarino, this is an interview with sad, serious ones, because it brings out a hard truth: there are no more between seasons! It falls apart because one ankle, he received the golden tapir (symbolically represented by the crutches of Benin), breaks the chestnuts at home in front of the pc from 11 am (typical time when you get tired of the press Snooze the alarm and pulls out of bed) at 2 am (typical time it ends the ice to put in MNCG) for an unspecified number of days, secure in even the clay pipe with which to make packs worth my grandmother in the wheelbarrow to deflate that tomato that can be found in the calf, and in the gym? What is happening? Nothing happens! not enough that the company has called to replace the dribble (without success, by the way!) almost every boy over 13 years the province of Ferrara, setting up a recruitment propaganda worthy of U.S. arms ... They even asked if he wanted to come to Toro Bagattini to raise the Green ... not enough that the machine Biagio (with on-board ONLY Geky, and Beno Memeo), on the way to the transfer of Modena has been taken in an ambush orchestrated by the host team and a wheel of the Kia Sorrento has been reduced as the tibio -tarsal joint of legend ... The athletes in question arrived on time to greet before the game! not enough to promote healing of my body I have reached an inner peace that this Jehovah's Witnesses are free to play intercom to the legendary (for instance, the one with the retinal scan to detect liars and scanning to see who is dell'accento Southerner.'re Leone that free eye dogs!), cluttered with fliers of my little hole mail and leave undisturbed .... not enough! The green wins without setter! Caste and at least you will be dressed as a woman to celebrate and have sung the same song as cursed "the capolistaaaaaa, we are the capolistaaaaa the capoliiiiiiiistaaaaa, we are the capolistaaaaaa. It must be admitted that this torment because of some leaders' went to his head at all ... He says even the Maggi " I am the coach of league leaders! you have taken me for a fool, but I'm the coach of league leaders! "
the face of those who did not believe in his tactics .... (ed.)
" But ... you Enchufla can also be done with the crutches ?..." is the question buzzing in my head for the past two days in abundance. " depends on claims of partner" is the answer I give in a little 'ironic, given that decided to turn the world upside down. That is, Leo is able to play and I do not !?!?!?!! MA DIT CAZ ?!?!?! But first things first. It all started Monday night, friendly, like many others, however, behind which lies a mystery . A mystery that has remained so to this day, when I trust my detective reported a reconstruction of events that matches perfectly with my suspicions. The Serie D was spinning too smooth (ehm. .. oh well, let's not make the tip to the nail, we are the CAPOL , damn it!) For some time, and some felt bored by this stalemate . Someone who felt the urgency of a radical change in the starting lineup, or at least in direction. Someone who, to cut it short, wanted to dribble! He felt not only able to withstand the pressure of making a whole lot, but also to bring the choreography quality of the game to levels previously unknown, by introducing schemes amazing and challenging tactical pillars of volleyball (in this regard had invented the Act to the contrary of the contrary ". Spiker Virtually instead to raise further, serving the most comfortable, but, damn, as a matter of tactics. Too sharp!). He is better known as Andrea Tosi , and for too long is bound to the role of Spiker.
coming in on a little over a month by the end of the championship series D, AT it was decided and has concocted a diabolical plan to take over from legendary director: ATTACK!
Fort an escort of a few tens of liters of Havana Reserve he did his best to bribe someone to unfortunate (the term injure involves only physical damage, but in this case was due to take a little ' of bad luck) The One (the real one, not Mingozzi !), and the result was roughly this: Roberto Minotti Wednesday completed the purchase of 200 cases and 500 bags of Coca Cola lime all'Ipercoop ... According to what you need ?!?!? Well, that RM September 4 in the friendly support has made a place slightly to 4, which has forced of the alzatore Migliaro to shorten the game on the schedule that had previously called, which has forced Marco Magri to run a quick and excited that obliged to legend fall on his foot down from the wall. Legend on the ground screaming in pain, while RM called home to make sure there were enough ice cubes for cocktails at the weekend.
The prognosis of 25 days of crutches for the unfortunate dribbler was a blow to his teammates, who responded with courage, and for any environment volleyball Ferrara, Italian and world.
Stefano Minotti faced tragedy with pride, and for the occasion sought to show that the average sixth beer of the evening can be drunk to lead :
Next was summoned by legendary for some questions, as person informed of the facts and brother of guilty, and has had some communication difficulties probably due to excruciating guilt for the 5 Coca Havana drunk free snack ...
Roberto Attilio Leone received a text message from Benitez when he was notified of the incident, but the reaction was the most detached:
His lack of solidarity has not gone unnoticed, and replication Benonji arrived on time:
And therefore given the record of actual events on the evening of March 3, 2008. In the next post will illustrate with some figures of speech the reaction of legendary calm and quiet to the events of recent days, but strongly discourage children under 18 years to read that speech!
now there was no league in which the Green is not leaders (palpated Maroni's collective view of the Jazz took the post on bagherozzo ...), and the new The One Goofy Mingozzi, with Bamba, froze and legendary comacchiese on earth they go look for a summer apartment for the first 3. Bathroom stop in Hawaii, where Garbo Geky feels in conscience to offer some water to the shortstop Ferrara while it comes like a hedgehog in the warm afternoon sun ...
the failed ambush, a visit to the Café del Moro allows the above four characters to learn the local newspaper a news story very sad. In fact an asset of Lido di Spina is suspected to be
ABUSE!
Obviously you understand all of whom we are talking about it? ... Here is a picture newsstand offending:
The owner, a certain Marco Fabbrini, will be heard tomorrow by the investigators and will have to answer several charges, including one to read porn magazines before selling the old Sagana ranging go shopping in her kiosk. Several rolls of paper towels in fact been found in bins adjacent to the activity, along with celofan originally used to manufacture obscene publications ... The LeggenBlog will keep you updated if there are developments on the case.
Friday evening happen to go downtown to drink something (even two in some cases but not digress) and often also happens to meet famous people and often the protagonists of the events of this blog. Here, in this case you can not miss this chance to capture the event for the benefit of posterity, and not only ... certainly do not need any introduction:
Shit though, if the Vale when she came to greet Zappa had been granted to the cameras, I could dress much better than this post ... patience!
the door was a nice and jovial man in his seventies, the true grandfather of the family, better known in antiquity as: TEST. "But ... po'attempato as a doctor I think ...". The guru comes up to me and with a nod of the head I decided to follow him deep in the closet of the referees ... What happened in there we do not know. The only thing that matters is that I am I played that Saturday, bandaged, drugged anti inflammatory, but with the ankle deflated. 
