report here in the order the original version with subtitles and one I de 'the ideal day for women', which I found very illuminating text on the female;)
ORIGINAL VERSION
08.00: wake up with hugs and kisses from a wonderful partner (you obviously you deserve only the best!) Which, among other things, a kiss and whispers, "My love, you are beautiful this morning. .... are the luckiest man in the world .... I love you so much. "
08:15: After at least 15 minutes of hugs and kisses, at least 15 minutes of foreplay ..... of course, your partner is a wizard to find your G-spot ...
08.30: finished the preliminaries, sex spectacular and sweet ... more and again ... with the final cuddle up to whenever you want.
09.30: mirror: you're beautiful, you have no lines or circles, and your hair is perfectly in order, balance: 2kg less than the previous day.
09.45: breakfast in bed with warm juice and croissants, and opening of presents, for example, an expensive jewelry chosen by the partner who care.
10.00: hot bath and massage scented with natural oils from the final partner
10.30: light workout in the gym with a personal trainer, cute and nice to settle your athletic ability.
11.00: beautician and hairdresser by appointment: makeup, manicure, shampoo, massage and hair dryer. Possibly just in time to window shop before your appointment with your best friend.
12.00: lunch with your best friend in a trendy spot. While you eat, there are two handsome men bring a bottle of champagne and two red roses.
12.45: A chance encounter with the ex-girlfriend ex-wife or your partner, which is 7lbs of Grease!
13.00: shopping with your friend, all shops are the words "fast" and you have unlimited credit!
15.00: home to try all your shopping: your partner can not wait to wear vederteli all, and then tell you that you are fabulous, gently undress and make love with you. After you grant a nap.
16.00: three dozen roses to be delivered by your partner who went to work, and before leaving she left a note on the pillow that says "You are the love of my life."
16.15: new light workout in the gym, followed by a massage done by an energetic, friendly type who says he never massaged a body so perfect.
17.00: hot shower. As you wipe you get a sms from your partner will take you out to dinner in a very elegant room where the food is wonderful.
17.30: Most Recent shopping day of testing and selection of expensive clothes, just suitable to your evening, making the walkway in front of a giant mirror. The orders are very kind and make you compliments for your body and your posture.
19.30: dinner by candlelight in the room for two more luxury on the Riviera. Between courses lìaltra your partner invites you to dance.
21.30: walk on the beach, with hugs and kisses.
22.00: Most Recent drinks in a trendy restaurant, where dancing with your partner, which is filled with compliments.
22:50: in bed with freshly washed and ironed linen.
23.00: pampering.
23:15: you fall asleep in his arms.
annotated version (subtitles in red)
Premise: you just achieved a major promotion at work - so I assume that the professions should not ... a good start! - , with the compliments of the entire board of directors of your company - if your company has a board of directors means that he has shot at least ..., 2-300 Employees? It is coming down again! - for your efforts and your great ability - your large capacity is a metaphor right? ... . - As a reward for your dedication to work, your boss has paid tribute to an extra week of vacation, you about to start, and of course a beautiful bouquet of orchids - your boss gives you some flowers and you obviously do not suspect the least you want to place under his desk is not it?. This is just one of your days off ... imagined others! - What?! You've already fucked up so a day off? But .. beeeeello!
08.00: wakes up with hugs and kisses - the last time I tried to wake a woman with kisses I got a scary right in the face, followed by a series of unrepeatable expletives for ruining his Blessed sleep ... bad idea! - by a wonderful partner (you obviously you deserve only the best! - The remote possibility that it is beautiful but ignorant like a fist against the wall and sympathetic like sand in the pants do not even touch you, eh?! ) which, among other things, a kiss and whispers, "My love, you are beautiful this morning ..... am the luckiest man in the world .... I love you so much." - If I promise I can not imagine anything more banal and predictable! You women really fall for it so easily?? -
08:15: after at least 15 minutes of cuddles and kisses, at least 15 minutes of foreplay ..... of course, your partner is a wizard to find your G-spot ... - look, if he is really a magician it will take 2 to 3 seconds to find it, then, always assuming that knows what he's after the remaining 14 minutes 57 seconds at a minimum you will need to be brought to the ICU! -
08.30: finished the preliminaries, sex spectacular and very sweet ... over and over again ... Finished with cuddles up to when you want. - Sorry, I glanced at the time of the next step. In total you have one hour available. With "over and over again" you mean four rounds of 10 or maybe 15 minutes from 6 quickies? While you're there why not ask a single 60-minute tirade ... .-
09.30: mirror 're beautiful - you say you own or geranium that has woken you there is still licking your ass? - , you have no wrinkles or dark circles and your hair is perfectly in order, balance: 2kg less than the previous day - has been hour of training before ... .
09.45: breakfast in bed with warm juice and croissants, and opening of presents, for example, an expensive jewelry chosen by the partner who care. - Did you remember to wash your hands before you prepare your breakfast? You know, after the tour de force in which the subject had to write comment ...? Orgasm for him to take the 9.30 or did you end up banished to the bathroom alone? ...
10.00: hot bath and massage scented with natural oils from the final partner - Nor Egyptians slaves toiled so much, fuck! But I am completely submissive partner is! He has the personality of an amoeba! In the following will be reported by Zerbi, short mat of course!
light workout in the gym with a personal trainer, cute and funny - Ohi this is no longer beautiful, but cute ... getting old treasure! - that extols your athleticism - is trying to unpick an annual subscription probably because after an hour and passes sex 'spectacular' you'll get a Supernova in the middle of the thighs and like a walk in his 70's with lumbago ...
11.00: beautician and hairdresser appointment - mean that the same person? Zerbi is still very least, he is forced to do double work to afford the diamonds that you do give in the morning, bitch! : makeup, manicure, shampoo, massage and hair dryer. Possibly just in time to window shop before your appointment with your best friend.
12.00: lunch with your best friend in a trendy spot. While you eat, there are two handsome men bring a bottle of champagne and two red roses - only 2? What miserable! Send them to hell with infamy! (Note: the fake Chinese who moved to the premises and sold roses in all probability is always Zerbi: third job) .
12.45: chance meeting with ex-girlfriend ex-wife or your partner, which is 7lbs of Grease! do the math fast: in less than 2kg you yesterday, she more than 7kg. Even supposedly from the same starting weight 9kg now she has an advantage over you, and this means that you unmount a possible physical confrontation as a bedside table Ikea ... you're still so fizzy? ...
13.00: shopping with your friend: shops are all the word "balance" and you have unlimited credit! Plumona! You have unlimited credit, and do you care to consider the sales? ... At this point you can reassess the two beggars of roses in the room ...
15.00: home to try all your shopping: your partner can not wait to wear all vederteli and then tell you that you are fabulous gently undress and make love with you. - from it to him after trying EVERY dress you bought with unlimited credit? ... but he takes some real substance? After you grant a nap - I grant it, you mean! .
16.00: three dozen roses to be delivered by your partners went to work - for a change ... but what a life of shit 'I'm poor man: broom, working, broom, work, fuck, work! - , and before leaving she left a note on the pillow that says "You are the love of my life" - imagination take me away! .
16.15: new light workout in the gym, followed by a massage done by an energetic, friendly type - I imagine it already ... tamarro with a stupid smile and a primary school for lack of a sofffffio! - who says he never massaged a body as perfect - if it gives me so much, you two shots Mandingo you give them to you, is not it ?.... lustful
17.00: hot shower. As you wipe you get a sms from your partner (which continues to be inappropriate: kisses you while you sleep, you wrote while you shower ... and so on Starla!) : will take you out to dinner in a very elegant where the food is beautifully - you see that today has found a lot of fools who have bought fake roses.
17.30: last shopping day of testing and selection of expensive clothes, just suitable to your evening, making the walkway in front of a giant mirror. The orders are very kind and make you compliments for your body and your behavior - and what do you expect that you say the orders? What clothes you are shit? But do not get too many illusions, if you keep going back and forth in front of the mirror sooner or later you put a bag over his head and you smash the barrel!
19.30: candlelit dinner for two at the most luxurious of the local river. Between courses your partner (but give it a name to this poor man ... He is Zerbi!) invites you to dance - even more inappropriate! But let mangiareeeee!
21.30: walk on the beach, with hugs and kisses - and you want me to believe that a nympho like you would deprive itself of two well-aimed blow on the couch in the bathroom? Naaaaa!
22.00: last drink in a trendy - but the place is always fashionable? - , where dancing with your partner, which is filled with compliments - but the compliments are like or dance dress from 1500 € you bought today? .. or perhaps the quality of servizietto that you did before on the beach eh?! .
22:50: in bed with freshly washed and ironed linen - but who give a damn!?! Give us some details on intimacy, cazzoooo!
23.00: pampering - by whom? Do not call him even more partner now? It has become an object?!? In the morning put a Duran Duran in the ass and start caressing you? How sad ... .
23:15: you fall asleep in his arms - and he falls asleep (or faint) dreaming of slaying your boss and all the Board for having given this week off ... damn
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